As Grandma, I'm ready to take on the role of the ultimate neighborhood guardian. With my years of wisdom and a keen eye, I'll make sure the neighbor doesn't escape from the house. Here's how I'll do it:
First, I'll use my trusty knitting needles to quietly barricade the front door. No one will suspect a sweet old lady like me of such cunning! I'll then sprinkle some of my homemade chili powder around the back door - that'll make anyone think twice before trying to sneak out that way.
Next, I'll sit in my rocking chair by the window, keeping a sharp lookout. If the neighbor tries to make a run for it, I'll let out my infamous Grandma screech - it's loud enough to wake the dead and scare anyone back inside!
To keep the neighbor occupied, I'll offer them some of my famous prune cookies. They won't be able to resist, and while they're distracted, I'll use my walking stick to trip them up if they try to make a break for it.
With my wits and a few well-placed booby traps, that neighbor won't stand a chance of escaping this house. They'll learn that messing with Grandma is a big mistake!
